Reminds me of these loser 8 year olds I saw the other day. One was showing off his G-shock to the other. I told him to get a Baby G to avoid lug overhang, flashed my Batman, and told them both to work hard if they want to get where I am. They asked me my secret: I said the secret is that there is no secret, but having rich parents helped. Then a police officer escorted me out of the playground and warned me not to come back. He was clearly a millenial with no horological knowledge...
