Fred slumped into the bar stool...
... next to his friend Earl, and signaled to the bartender for a double of his usual.
When it arrived, he slugged down his double shot in one gulp and motioned for another.
"Jeez Fred," commented Earl, "you must really be having a bad day!"
"You got that right," Fred replied. "I had my annual physical today and the doctor told me I had Tom Jones syndrome."
"Wow, I never heard of that. But based on how you're taking the news, must be bad!" Earl exclaimed, "Is it rare?"
"Well," said Fred, slugging down another double,
"It's not unusual."
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