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limbo · 25 January 2012, 08:50 PM

A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat performance.

The hooker was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out the other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and started again!

The hooker was amazed at this sequence. During the fifth encounter, she decided to try it herself. When they were done she jumped up, went to the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed, and came face to face with 4 other Chinese men.

LeotheLion · 25 January 2012, 11:38 PM

MonBK · 25 January 2012, 11:39 PM

:)

mitchy · 26 January 2012, 12:51 AM

Mosco · 26 January 2012, 01:15 AM

eric23 · 26 January 2012, 01:23 AM

Route 66 · 26 January 2012, 01:29 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 26 January 2012, 02:29 AM

figbo · 26 January 2012, 04:07 AM

Chipmunk · 26 January 2012, 04:08 AM

mjclark32 · 26 January 2012, 04:21 AM

hahaha

blue · 26 January 2012, 05:49 AM

FFS hahaha

TSW · 26 January 2012, 06:28 AM

:)

perpetualman88 · 26 January 2012, 06:31 AM

mtrunner · 26 January 2012, 11:49 PM

leeye · 27 January 2012, 02:26 AM

that's a good one

z32turbo · 27 January 2012, 02:28 PM

bgriz · 29 January 2012, 04:04 AM

Saxon007 · 29 January 2012, 09:42 AM

swatty · 29 January 2012, 11:07 AM

blackmsport · 29 January 2012, 11:49 AM

this joke means Asian like us are cheap ..... very funny tho

liuk3 · 29 January 2012, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmsport

this joke means Asian like us are cheap ..... very funny tho

Actually, I think that it means we all look alike...

h999r · 29 January 2012, 12:58 PM

Lol

hatidua · 29 January 2012, 01:12 PM

-result of 'one child policy' and lack of females....the joke, in China, might not be so far of the mark.

blackmsport · 29 January 2012, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liuk3

Actually, I think that it means we all look alike...

True most cant tell diff between Jackie Chan and jet li

liuk3 · 29 January 2012, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmsport

True most cant tell diff between Jackie Chan and jet li

Dumba$$es...

Bisquitlips · 3 February 2012, 06:42 AM

Lion · 5 February 2012, 05:17 PM

Now that joke is a funny one!!!

SusanH · 10 February 2012, 10:51 AM

I laughed out loud!!

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