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Old 9 June 2010, 05:15 AM   #1
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You can't fix stupid...

She was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she wasn't speeding.

Just to be sure , she went around the block and passed the same spot , driving even more slowly , but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny , so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more , but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and she was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later , she got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat
belt.

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID!!!!!!!
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Old 9 June 2010, 05:17 AM   #2
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Was she blonde,by any chance?
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Old 9 June 2010, 05:20 AM   #3
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Old 9 June 2010, 06:24 AM   #4
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Old 10 June 2010, 03:39 AM   #5
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Old 10 June 2010, 05:39 AM   #6
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Old 10 June 2010, 08:08 PM   #7
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Old 10 June 2010, 09:56 PM   #8
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Very good!!!
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Old 3 July 2010, 12:14 PM   #10
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