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Old 11 March 2006, 09:54 PM   #1
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A New Zealand guy pulled over his car by the side of the road and showed his mate Craig where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," the New Zealand guy recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Craig. "Yes. It was OK until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaaaa.Baaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa."
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Old 11 March 2006, 10:08 PM   #2
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damn..... thats bad on the NZ'ers we have but, we know he's bald and it must be for a reason..... wonder if it's so they will know it's JJ coming to see them?

Sorry, JJ just couldn't resist :o) ;o)
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Old 12 March 2006, 01:40 AM   #4
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Old 12 March 2006, 03:03 AM   #5
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A New Zealand guy pulled over his car by the side of the road and showed his mate Craig where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," the New Zealand guy recalled. "That sounds wonderful," said Craig. "Yes. It was OK until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us." "Oh my God!!! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaaaa.Baaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa."
With sheep, I usually make love to the mother first and let the daughter watch on and learn a thing or two. The daughter's turn always comes second!!
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Old 12 March 2006, 09:42 AM   #6
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With sheep, I usually make love to the mother first and let the daughter watch on and learn a thing or two. The daughter's turn always comes second!!
That's the difference between you and me. If we were talking about human females, I'd have them both at once. None of this one at a time stuff
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Old 12 March 2006, 11:32 AM   #7
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That's the difference between you and me. If we were talking about human females, I'd have them both at once. None of this one at a time stuff
Well, tosser, I'm not as well endowed as you, you, you.....



























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