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MonBK · 1 May 2011, 05:21 AM

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be unqualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 1 Edsel 1 Chrysler kcar, and I voted for Obama."

Art 1 · 1 May 2011, 07:37 AM

hbbfam · 1 May 2011, 08:41 AM

Wonder how soon this is gonna get out of hand?

asadtiger · 2 May 2011, 08:34 AM

h999r · 2 May 2011, 01:08 PM

lol

mtrunner · 2 May 2011, 10:28 PM

johnbeth · 2 May 2011, 10:37 PM

Bisquitlips · 3 May 2011, 02:48 AM

I can not laugh at this. It is just to true to be funny!

rolexertion · 3 May 2011, 04:42 AM

LOL! Ya know what the funniest part is? I don't even live in the US and thus of course can't vote for the President, but I can tell you the whole world is laughing and asking the same type of questions as these: Who was president when the many, many specific warnings from all over the world were ignored and the planes hit the Towers on 9/11? How long did that president sit in a kid's chair in a classroom before standing up to take action on that day? Who was president when they had to dismantle and replace the US 'National Debt Clock', with another zero added? Who was president when all the banking regulations were tossed in the toilet and the Big Banks were allowed to speculate in the stock market with their DEPOSITORS' MONEY? How did that decision-making affect the US economy? Which president thought IRAQ was to blame for the attacks of Sept. 11/2001? How many 'waypeens of mace deestruckshin' were found in that country? Which president spent almost his entire term Unsuccessfully searching for the man who was to blame for the terrorist attacks? And, of course, which president actually GOT him in the end? LOL!!!

MonBK · 3 May 2011, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexertion

LOL! Ya know what the funniest part is? I don't even live in the US and thus of course can't vote for the President, but I can tell you the whole world is laughing and asking the same type of questions as these: Who was president when the many, many specific warnings from all over the world were ignored and the planes hit the Towers on 9/11? How long did that president sit in a kid's chair in a classroom before standing up to take action on that day? Who was president when they had to dismantle and replace the US 'National Debt Clock', with another zero added? Who was president when all the banking regulations were tossed in the toilet and the Big Banks were allowed to speculate in the stock market with their DEPOSITORS' MONEY? How did that decision-making affect the US economy? Which president thought IRAQ was to blame for the attacks of Sept. 11/2001? How many 'waypeens of mace deestruckshin' were found in that country? Which president spent almost his entire term Unsuccessfully searching for the man who was to blame for the terrorist attacks? And, of course, which president actually GOT him in the end? LOL!!!

I think you're misunderstanding the purpose of the "joke section".

It's here for you to read, laugh or not and continue on and not to vent your personal political opinions.

rolexertion · 3 May 2011, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by MonBK

I think you're misunderstanding the purpose of the "joke section".

It's here for you to read, laugh or not and continue on and not to vent your personal political opinions.

HAHAHA!!! Doesn't seem so funny when somebody turns your Obama 'joke' around on ya, does it?

Whom are you trying to kid, pal? You were the one who first posted a political 'joke'. Funny it happened the very day before Osama Bin Laden finally got killed, ain't it? B'WAAAhahahahhaaa!

Mosco · 3 May 2011, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexertion

HAHAHA!!! Doesn't seem so funny when somebody turns your Obama 'joke' around on ya, does it?

Whom are you trying to kid, pal? You were the one who first posted a political 'joke'. Funny it happened the very day before Osama Bin Laden finally got killed, ain't it? B'WAAAhahahahhaaa!

Dude, you're getting way over your head here. Take my word for it.

figbo · 3 May 2011, 05:59 AM

OK!!

kareemthedream33 · 3 May 2011, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

OK!!

Lmao

DCgator · 3 May 2011, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

OK!!

You got it Rafa! :D

Art 1 · 3 May 2011, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexertion

LOL! Ya know what the funniest part is? I don't even live in the US and thus of course can't vote for the President, but I can tell you the whole world is laughing and asking the same type of questions as these: Who was president when the many, many specific warnings from all over the world were ignored and the planes hit the Towers on 9/11? How long did that president sit in a kid's chair in a classroom before standing up to take action on that day? Who was president when they had to dismantle and replace the US 'National Debt Clock', with another zero added? Who was president when all the banking regulations were tossed in the toilet and the Big Banks were allowed to speculate in the stock market with their DEPOSITORS' MONEY? How did that decision-making affect the US economy? Which president thought IRAQ was to blame for the attacks of Sept. 11/2001? How many 'waypeens of mace deestruckshin' were found in that country? Which president spent almost his entire term Unsuccessfully searching for the man who was to blame for the terrorist attacks? And, of course, which president actually GOT him in the end? LOL!!!

You remind me of why I don't care for Canadians in general and their socialist government.

MonBK · 3 May 2011, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Art 1

You remind me of why I don't care for Canadians in general and their socialist government.

Why are you holding back Art?

hbbfam · 3 May 2011, 09:44 AM

I said it yesterday, and saying it again. This kind of joke always turns into a mess, and moderators would be best served sticking a fork in it. Wasn't that funny anyway.

Numismatist · 3 May 2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by hbbfam

Wonder how soon this is gonna get out of hand?

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Originally Posted by rolexertion

LOL! Ya know what the funniest part is? I don't even live in the US and thus of course can't vote for the President, but I can tell you the whole world is laughing and asking the same type of questions as these: Who was president when the many, many specific warnings from all over the world were ignored and the planes hit the Towers on 9/11? How long did that president sit in a kid's chair in a classroom before standing up to take action on that day? Who was president when they had to dismantle and replace the US 'National Debt Clock', with another zero added? Who was president when all the banking regulations were tossed in the toilet and the Big Banks were allowed to speculate in the stock market with their DEPOSITORS' MONEY? How did that decision-making affect the US economy? Which president thought IRAQ was to blame for the attacks of Sept. 11/2001? How many 'waypeens of mace deestruckshin' were found in that country? Which president spent almost his entire term Unsuccessfully searching for the man who was to blame for the terrorist attacks? And, of course, which president actually GOT him in the end? LOL!!!

About that long

rolexertion · 3 May 2011, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Art 1

You remind me of why I don't care for Canadians in general and their socialist government.

LOL! I love it!! Canadians in general prefer people who at least know what kind of government they themselves have, let alone what we have. Have you ever seen a Canadian program called, 'Talking to Americans'? You have to see it, it's absolutely a scream!

dbphotos · 3 May 2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mosco

Dude, you're getting way over your head here. Take my word for it.

Route 66 · 6 May 2011, 01:11 AM

Not locked yet?

IBTL

figbo · 6 May 2011, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Stevarn

Not locked yet?

IBTL

There,I did it!

Route 66 · 6 May 2011, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

There,I did it!

Try Loctite, it will work.

1 May 2011, 05:21 AM	#1
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	Lemon Picker..................... The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be unqualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons? "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 1 Edsel 1 Chrysler kcar, and I voted for Obama."

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Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,506	I can not laugh at this. It is just to true to be funny! __________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

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rolexertion Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Montreal, PQ Posts: 722	LOL! Ya know what the funniest part is? I don't even live in the US and thus of course can't vote for the President, but I can tell you the whole world is laughing and asking the same type of questions as these: Who was president when the many, many specific warnings from all over the world were ignored and the planes hit the Towers on 9/11? How long did that president sit in a kid's chair in a classroom before standing up to take action on that day? Who was president when they had to dismantle and replace the US 'National Debt Clock', with another zero added? Who was president when all the banking regulations were tossed in the toilet and the Big Banks were allowed to speculate in the stock market with their DEPOSITORS' MONEY? How did that decision-making affect the US economy? Which president thought IRAQ was to blame for the attacks of Sept. 11/2001? How many 'waypeens of mace deestruckshin' were found in that country? Which president spent almost his entire term Unsuccessfully searching for the man who was to blame for the terrorist attacks? And, of course, which president actually GOT him in the end? LOL!!!

3 May 2011, 09:44 AM	#18
hbbfam "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Howard Location: Chandler, AZ Watch: Omega SMP300 Posts: 457	I said it yesterday, and saying it again. This kind of joke always turns into a mess, and moderators would be best served sticking a fork in it. Wasn't that funny anyway.

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