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figbo · 28 November 2009, 04:57 AM

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Kapture1 · 28 November 2009, 04:59 AM

HAHAHA... Good one

JJ Irani · 28 November 2009, 05:16 AM

Excellent!!

limbo · 28 November 2009, 05:58 AM

Troy · 28 November 2009, 09:55 AM

chenx15 · 28 November 2009, 09:58 AM

ouch on the last one! he he he

Pep04 · 28 November 2009, 10:34 AM

Tonight we will be in the low 50s high 40s in the Miami area. Most will stay in doors. Those that venture out for the nice chill will be wearing their leather jackets, scarfs, gloves, boots, thermal under ware, ear muffs, beanies or hats, and sip on hot cocoa or whiskey.

Don't believe me....http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/da...othing_381.jpg

sleddog · 28 November 2009, 10:39 AM

Love the last one!!!!....

swatty · 28 November 2009, 10:45 AM

AWATCH · 28 November 2009, 11:13 AM

cold

roadcarver · 28 November 2009, 12:12 PM

Hillarious! It's funny after a cold snap of -30 deg, and it 'warms' up to -10 deg C, we wear our shorts in Toronto.

Ashley · 28 November 2009, 12:44 PM

This is so true! It is 28 degrees Fahrenheit and snowing softly here and I just walked Sadie in shorts

Bisquitlips · 28 November 2009, 12:55 PM

idk01 · 28 November 2009, 09:43 PM

Alcan · 29 November 2009, 12:07 AM

Here in Hamilton we've been trying to get an NHL team, the Phoenix Coyotes. The NHL has denied Jim Balsillie's request to move the bankrupt Coyotes here with the following rationale:

"If Hamilton gets a professional NHL team, Toronto will want one too"

figbo · 29 November 2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcan

Here in Hamilton we've been trying to get an NHL team, the Phoenix Coyotes. The NHL has denied Jim Balsillie's request to move the bankrupt Coyotes here with the following rationale:

"If Hamilton gets a professional NHL team, Toronto will want one too"

Bisquitlips · 29 November 2009, 02:13 AM

Bullyterrier · 30 November 2009, 06:34 AM

Ashley · 30 November 2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcan

Here in Hamilton we've been trying to get an NHL team, the Phoenix Coyotes. The NHL has denied Jim Balsillie's request to move the bankrupt Coyotes here with the following rationale:

"If Hamilton gets a professional NHL team, Toronto will want one too"

Brutal!!

Fofo · 1 December 2009, 10:12 AM

28 November 2009, 04:57 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	The Official l am Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50° Fahrenheit (10° C) · Californians shiver uncontrollably. · Canadians plant gardens. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) · Italian Cars won't start · Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0° C) · American water freezes · Canadian water gets thicker. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) · New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. · Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) · Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. · Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C) · Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. · Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) · Ethyl alcohol freezes. · Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg -459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C) · Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. · Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) · Hell freezes over. · The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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