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ohmsworld · 29 September 2010, 03:37 PM

A woman was walking home from work and fell into a hole.

A rich guy in a porsche came by to help. He tied one end of a rope to his car and lowered the other end to the woman. Try as he may, he couldn't get enough revs to pull her out.

A homeless guy came by to help. He dropped his pants and stuck his dick in the hole. The woman grabbed unto it and was able to hoist herself out of the hole.

The moral of the story: You don't need a fast car if you have a big dick.

blackmsport · 29 September 2010, 06:44 PM

I have a slowest car in the world.... a Daewoo with 900cc engine.... I am happy.... according to this story

Rolexbroker · 29 September 2010, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmsport

I have a slowest car in the world.... a Daewoo with 900cc engine.... I am happy.... according to this story

Wouldn't you be telling porky pies twice when you have a BMW in your avatar ?

blackmsport · 30 September 2010, 08:28 AM

Ha... BMW is a decoy... I drive a daewoo 900cc car... slow slow car for big big big ..... :-)

ohmsworld · 30 September 2010, 09:35 AM

Is a 900cc car faster than walking?

blackmsport · 30 September 2010, 10:59 AM

walking is faster than this

http://www.trendite.net/wp-content/t...n_troubles.jpg

ohmsworld · 30 September 2010, 11:19 AM

I can't see the picture. permission denied.

Porsche · 30 September 2010, 01:44 PM

What if I have both???

sleddog · 30 September 2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche

What if I have both???

Then you da' man John!

ohmsworld · 30 September 2010, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche

What if I have both???

That's better than having none

Andad · 30 September 2010, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmsport

Ha... BMW is a decoy... I drive a daewoo 900cc car... slow slow car for big big big ..... :-)

Not sure if you can be banned for calling yourself one.

Andad · 30 September 2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche

What if I have both???

Thank God we didn't get any pix.

dalip · 30 September 2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmsport

Ha... BMW is a decoy... I drive a daewoo 900cc car... slow slow car for big big big ..... :-)

Why do you need a decoy?

blackmsport · 30 September 2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche

What if I have both???

then you boom boom vroom vroom long time

blackmsport · 30 September 2010, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalip

Why do you need a decoy?

to get girls into the car as no girl likes daewoo 900cc... once inside the car then I flash out my gear stick

swatty · 30 September 2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche

What if I have both???

Did you buy a new car John ?

SLRdude · 1 October 2010, 03:31 AM

Thumbs down.

Rockrolex · 1 October 2010, 03:48 AM

Did you have any consideration for the fact that we have a number of women on this forum? This thread is closed.

29 September 2010, 03:37 PM	#1
ohmsworld "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicago Posts: 56	You don't need a fast car....... A woman was walking home from work and fell into a hole. A rich guy in a porsche came by to help. He tied one end of a rope to his car and lowered the other end to the woman. Try as he may, he couldn't get enough revs to pull her out. A homeless guy came by to help. He dropped his pants and stuck his dick in the hole. The woman grabbed unto it and was able to hoist herself out of the hole. The moral of the story: You don't need a fast car if you have a big dick.

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29 September 2010, 06:44 PM	#2
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	I have a slowest car in the world.... a Daewoo with 900cc engine.... I am happy.... according to this story

30 September 2010, 08:28 AM	#4
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	Ha... BMW is a decoy... I drive a daewoo 900cc car... slow slow car for big big big ..... :-)

30 September 2010, 09:35 AM	#5
ohmsworld "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicago Posts: 56	Is a 900cc car faster than walking?

30 September 2010, 10:59 AM	#6
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	walking is faster than this http://www.trendite.net/wp-content/t...n_troubles.jpg

30 September 2010, 11:19 AM	#7
ohmsworld "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicago Posts: 56	I can't see the picture. permission denied.

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