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10 April 2011, 12:46 AM
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Talking Clock
Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed .... "You jackass It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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10 April 2011, 06:31 AM
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10 April 2011, 09:36 AM
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10 April 2011, 10:34 AM
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I lol'ed.
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10 April 2011, 10:35 AM
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:)
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10 April 2011, 01:20 PM
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12 April 2011, 01:09 PM
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20 April 2011, 11:54 PM
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Very funny!!!
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21 April 2011, 11:35 AM
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Now that's FUNNY!!!!
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