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30 May 2011, 03:31 PM
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the 3 biggest lies
3) The check is in the mail
2) Some of my best friends are (insert ethnicity) 1) I promise i wont *** in your mouth 
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30 May 2011, 04:05 PM
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and don't forget....
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30 May 2011, 04:33 PM
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"Trust me I won't let you down and you have the best deal from me"... car saleperson |
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30 May 2011, 05:21 PM
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"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."
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30 May 2011, 06:15 PM
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"Vote for us ... you will receive better healthcare, better education and tax reduction" political party |
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31 May 2011, 05:22 AM
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all classics guys.....hahahahah
we might need to re-title this to "the biggest lies" looks like we have all been fed some crap in our time  
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31 May 2011, 06:21 AM
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"I never have sex with that woman" Clinton
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31 May 2011, 07:25 AM
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"I love you"
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31 May 2011, 07:30 AM
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saying "cold bloooooooooooooded" 
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31 May 2011, 08:46 AM
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"I am sorry"
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31 May 2011, 08:46 AM
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if this thread goes on and on then everything is this earth is a lie
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31 May 2011, 09:08 AM
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If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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31 May 2011, 09:31 PM
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Tele-marketer: "I am not trying to sell you anything, I just need 5 minutes of your time.."
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1 June 2011, 05:39 AM
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Hahahaha, love it.
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1 June 2011, 07:58 AM
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9th grade science teacher.....
46. If these presentations and talks are really this important, but you have no time for preparation and test talks, no ability and no results, then go to plan B: Mix some drugs in the coffee or prepare your special cookies. Something that brightens their mood, soften their dispositions, kills the power of judgment...the spirits are running high, the bad futile talk is forgotten. |
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1 June 2011, 09:35 AM
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Hmmm, David Allan Coe once wrote the "Three Biggest Lies" were: This'll only hurt for a little while I'll only put the head of it in I promise I'll never try to XXX in your mouth ... The song, it is a bit dirty ...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEmghSrOig |
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1 June 2011, 09:54 AM
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1 June 2011, 10:28 AM
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1 June 2011, 11:55 AM
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"I am a virgin."
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2 June 2011, 12:12 AM
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"it's not you, it's me."
"no, that dress doesn't make you look fat." "i'll call you." |
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2 June 2011, 01:04 AM
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"Help me..... help you." From a police interrogation.
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2 June 2011, 06:25 AM
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I'll call you.....lol
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2 June 2011, 08:04 AM
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20 July 2011, 05:08 AM
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Good ones!
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