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Old 12 October 2012, 07:36 AM   #1
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p#n#s and a bonus?

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Old 12 October 2012, 09:32 AM   #2
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Old 12 October 2012, 09:34 AM   #3
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Old 12 October 2012, 10:54 AM   #4
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Old 12 October 2012, 05:33 PM   #5
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Old 12 October 2012, 05:35 PM   #6
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Old 12 October 2012, 05:56 PM   #7
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You could just try blowing it yourself.

The bonus. On a watch.

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Old 12 October 2012, 06:52 PM   #8
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Old 16 October 2012, 12:19 AM   #9
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Funny thing about this joke. Wives don't think it's funny and husbands don't think it's a joke.
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Old 16 October 2012, 03:24 AM   #10
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Old 16 October 2012, 12:56 PM   #13
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Funny thing about this joke. Wives don't think it's funny and husbands don't think it's a joke.
Now THAT'S funny.
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