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11618 · 12 February 2013, 04:05 AM

£50 Nookie
>
> > An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex
> > therapist's office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”
> > The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”
>
> > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> > elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When
> > the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There's absolutely nothing
> > wrong with the way you have intercourse.” He thanks them for
> > coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good
> > bye.
>
> > A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
> > watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
> > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an
> > appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor,
> > then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor
> > says, “I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to
> > find out?”
>
> > The man says, “We're not trying to find out anything.. She's
> > married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
> > to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98 The Hilton charges £139.
> > We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.”

mjclark32 · 12 February 2013, 05:59 AM

hahahahahaahaha

1675-David · 12 February 2013, 06:10 AM

BadBoy · 12 February 2013, 06:14 AM

Hahahaha Great

TSW · 12 February 2013, 06:15 AM

:))

swatty · 12 February 2013, 06:36 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 12 February 2013, 07:56 AM

The Joker · 12 February 2013, 08:13 AM

Bangel · 12 February 2013, 05:18 PM

Psmith · 12 February 2013, 07:01 PM

77T · 14 February 2013, 11:38 AM

Something to look forward to here in US health care

brkanand · 14 February 2013, 11:40 AM

Good one! haha

HRV · 17 February 2013, 06:49 AM

Sperry · 17 February 2013, 07:48 AM

HA! Gives me an idea . . .

z32turbo · 18 February 2013, 02:06 PM

12 February 2013, 04:05 AM	#1
11618 Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: UK Posts: 406	£50 Nookie £50 Nookie > > > An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex > > therapist's office. The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?” > > The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” > > > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an > > elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When > > the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There's absolutely nothing > > wrong with the way you have intercourse.” He thanks them for > > coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good > > bye. > > > A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to > > watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. > > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an > > appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, > > then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor > > says, “I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to > > find out?” > > > The man says, “We're not trying to find out anything.. She's > > married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go > > to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98 The Hilton charges £139. > > We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.”

12 February 2013, 05:59 AM	#2
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14 February 2013, 11:40 AM	#12
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