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pwrslider · 5 August 2008, 06:29 AM

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a man stepped out from the biggest car.

"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked. "Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Republicans!" says Little Suzy.

The man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. McCain called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. McCain got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all DEMOCRAT kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. McCain said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were REPUBLICANS...?" Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

ROLEX MAN · 5 August 2008, 08:29 AM

Really good and true!!

Art161 · 5 August 2008, 10:54 AM

Its just as well that FOX didn't show up. They would have killed the story.

Bond, James Bond · 5 August 2008, 12:01 PM

and the kittens!

limbo · 5 August 2008, 06:14 PM

JJ Irani · 5 August 2008, 06:17 PM

swatty · 6 August 2008, 09:32 PM

ratae1950 · 7 August 2008, 02:23 AM

meloncap78 · 7 August 2008, 04:51 AM

timebroker · 8 August 2008, 03:54 PM

rofl

5 August 2008, 06:29 AM	#1
pwrslider "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Steve Location: SF BAY AREA CA Watch: 16710 Coke Posts: 3,047	Kittens for sale Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked. "Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet." "What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Republicans!" says Little Suzy. The man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. McCain called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens. The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. McCain got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today." "Yes sir," Suzy said, "They are all DEMOCRAT kittens." Taken by surprise, Sen. McCain said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were REPUBLICANS...?" Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open." __________________ Rolex Blue TT Submariner (95) Rolex SS GMT IIc (08) Rolex GMT II 16710 COKE (08 for me..) Rolex Explorer II Blk (91) Breitling SuperOcean Steelfish (07) Panerai 104 & 177ti ( 04/03)

5 August 2008, 08:29 AM	#2
ROLEX MAN 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: land down under Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,685	Really good and true!! __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

5 August 2008, 10:54 AM	#3
Art161 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: Art Location: San Francisco Watch: Sundial Posts: 2,266	Its just as well that FOX didn't show up. They would have killed the story. __________________ Rolex SS Oyster Perpetual no date, TT Datejust Member #13992 HM Power to the Superlative Panda, officially certified! HMPanda eats, shoots and leaves. Rolexers do it with perpetual movements.

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Bond, James Bond Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Nigel Location: USA Watch: 14060M Z Posts: 36	and the kittens!

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