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Goodwatch · 15 February 2006, 06:39 AM

Today, on the fourth day of the Winter Olympics, was the event that many had been waiting for. It is one of the 3 new events in this edition of the Olympics: outdoor joint rolling (with mittens). The Dutch and European champion, Henk ‘fast fingers’ De Jong was the strong favorite, with the Lebanese champion the best second. There was an outsider too, Canadian rookie John (due to legislation only first name will be mentioned).

The 10 contestants warmed up during the 30 minute ‘reefer’ time in which the Jamaican contestant passed out and was disqualified. At exactly 12 A.M. the referee checked the mittens and the game was on. After 5 minutes, the Welsh contestant had to give up after repeatedly tearing the paper of his joints. De Jong, cool as ever, soon picked up his pace, keeping his 2004 championship time schedule. He used the special Nike mittens for the first time, prepared by his trainer and mental coach Elco Brink. For those unfamiliar with the rules, the object of the game is to roll as many Olympic standard joints in 45 minutes time. The European record (held by De Jong) stands at a staggering 73 joints!

After just 16 minutes the contest was over. The Lebanese contender lit one of his joints and was disqualified and the Canadian was no match for the Dutch champion. De Jong managed 75 approved joints in the 45 allowed minutes and took Olympic Gold for the first time. France took Silver and the Scilly Islands took home the Bronze medal, which came as a complete surprise.

De Jong dedicated his medal to the Dutch Federation of Home Growers and stated he was already preparing for the World Championships.

Rackness · 15 February 2006, 07:03 AM

i guess you gotta be good at something?

Launch Mini · 15 February 2006, 07:21 AM

Let me guess, he was using the new Zig Zag Orange papers. Specifically designed for the Dutch Olympians.

Goodwatch · 15 February 2006, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Let me guess, he was using the new Zig Zag Orange papers. Specifically designed for the Dutch Olympians.

Bloody hell, how do you know? This was the secret weapon

Uncle-AJ · 15 February 2006, 07:35 AM

A little bird tells me that De Jong is also entered in the Summer Olympics. His two disciplines are, heading the shot and catching the javelin.

Launch Mini · 15 February 2006, 07:37 AM

Rumor has it, that these "Official Olympic Joints" or OOJ, are then screened thoroughly by the Snowboarders.
I hear that one Cdn a few years ago, actually sampled the product when this event was still in the Exhibition phase. He ended up winning a gold.
After some debate of whether he " inhaled or not", the medal standing was confirmed. The Judge could not reprimand him for participating in a cross over event.
Soon these two will merge & we will have a new Bi-Athelon event. Roll-N-Board

Earl · 15 February 2006, 07:52 AM

fallin down and lmao !!!!!!!

Goodwatch · 15 February 2006, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Rumor has it, that these "Official Olympic Joints" or OOJ, are then screened thoroughly by the Snowboarders.
I hear that one Cdn a few years ago, actually sampled the product when this event was still in the Exhibition phase. He ended up winning a gold.
After some debate of whether he " inhaled or not", the medal standing was confirmed. The Judged could not rerimand him for participating in a cross over event.
Soon these two will merge & we will have a new Bi-Athelon event. Roll-N-Board

And in that field the Canucks will excell! Although there's one requirement that still makes me think this over twice. The contestants have to look the part. They have to score 10 out of 10 on the cool-o-meter. Are they up to this? This means: the right tan, the right pair of sunglasses, the right beads around the neck and the right blonde babe on the arm. Are you up to this awsome challenge?

I'm free to take up the position of coach and advisor

Launch Mini · 15 February 2006, 08:13 AM

Frans, I think the job is yours.
We should also consider adding yet one more event & making a tri-athalon.
You cannot have a complete event without the Nacho Eating portion of the event.

Goodwatch · 15 February 2006, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Fran, I think the job is yours.
We should also consider adding yet one more event & making a tri-athalon.
You cannot have a complete event without the Nacho Eating portion of the event.

Please, do me one big favour and use my real name: Frans

I'm not a girl

To all those Canucks and other hyenas: shut the f@ck up

Launch Mini · 15 February 2006, 08:26 AM

Fixed your spelling. BUT since you put the link in your post, It will now be Fran . Hmmmm

mailman · 15 February 2006, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Fixed your spelling. BUT since you put the link in your post, It will now be Fran . Hmmmm

Get it right John, Daren coined the name Fransy Pansy

dman · 15 February 2006, 01:28 PM

Frans, screw the medals mate, your team all owns gold pants and matching necklace medallion combo. Who the hell needs a stupid medal to clash with that stylish outfit?

JJ Irani · 15 February 2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

A little bird tells me that De Jong is also entered in the Summer Olympics. His two disciplines are, heading the shot and catching the javelin.

What a crazy, mixed-up thread!!

padi56 · 15 February 2006, 07:39 PM

Very funny Frans I could do with a few new joints at the moment.

15 February 2006, 06:39 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Gold again for Team Holland! Today, on the fourth day of the Winter Olympics, was the event that many had been waiting for. It is one of the 3 new events in this edition of the Olympics: outdoor joint rolling (with mittens). The Dutch and European champion, Henk ‘fast fingers’ De Jong was the strong favorite, with the Lebanese champion the best second. There was an outsider too, Canadian rookie John (due to legislation only first name will be mentioned). The 10 contestants warmed up during the 30 minute ‘reefer’ time in which the Jamaican contestant passed out and was disqualified. At exactly 12 A.M. the referee checked the mittens and the game was on. After 5 minutes, the Welsh contestant had to give up after repeatedly tearing the paper of his joints. De Jong, cool as ever, soon picked up his pace, keeping his 2004 championship time schedule. He used the special Nike mittens for the first time, prepared by his trainer and mental coach Elco Brink. For those unfamiliar with the rules, the object of the game is to roll as many Olympic standard joints in 45 minutes time. The European record (held by De Jong) stands at a staggering 73 joints! After just 16 minutes the contest was over. The Lebanese contender lit one of his joints and was disqualified and the Canadian was no match for the Dutch champion. De Jong managed 75 approved joints in the 45 allowed minutes and took Olympic Gold for the first time. France took Silver and the Scilly Islands took home the Bronze medal, which came as a complete surprise. De Jong dedicated his medal to the Dutch Federation of Home Growers and stated he was already preparing for the World Championships. __________________ Member# 127 Last edited by Goodwatch; 15 February 2006 at 06:59 AM..

15 February 2006, 07:21 AM	#3
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Let me guess, he was using the new Zig Zag Orange papers. Specifically designed for the Dutch Olympians. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

15 February 2006, 07:35 AM	#5
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	A little bird tells me that De Jong is also entered in the Summer Olympics. His two disciplines are, heading the shot and catching the javelin. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

15 February 2006, 07:37 AM	#6
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Rumor has it, that these "Official Olympic Joints" or OOJ, are then screened thoroughly by the Snowboarders. I hear that one Cdn a few years ago, actually sampled the product when this event was still in the Exhibition phase. He ended up winning a gold. After some debate of whether he " inhaled or not", the medal standing was confirmed. The Judge could not reprimand him for participating in a cross over event. Soon these two will merge & we will have a new Bi-Athelon event. Roll-N-Board __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293 Last edited by Launch Mini; 15 February 2006 at 07:58 AM..

15 February 2006, 08:13 AM	#9
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Frans, I think the job is yours. We should also consider adding yet one more event & making a tri-athalon. You cannot have a complete event without the Nacho Eating portion of the event. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293 Last edited by Launch Mini; 15 February 2006 at 08:25 AM..

15 February 2006, 07:03 AM	#2
Rackness "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harford County MD Posts: 393	i guess you gotta be good at something?

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Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	fallin down and lmao !!!!!!!

15 February 2006, 08:26 AM	#11
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Fixed your spelling. BUT since you put the link in your post, It will now be Fran . Hmmmm __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

15 February 2006, 01:28 PM	#13
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	Frans, screw the medals mate, your team all owns gold pants and matching necklace medallion combo. Who the hell needs a stupid medal to clash with that stylish outfit? __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

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padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,443	Very funny Frans I could do with a few new joints at the moment. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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