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Old 29 November 2011, 01:47 PM   #1
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The trucker

A trucker is driving around town when, at a stop sign, he hears somebody knocking at his side door. He pulls the window down and sees a woman standing next to the truck:

- Hi, my name is Celine and I wanted to tell you your truck is losing its load!

Ignoring her, the man keeps driving and stops at another stop sign when he hears the knocking again. When he looks down he sees the same woman who tells him, as if it was the first time:

- Hi, my name is Celing and I wanted to tell you your truck is losing its load!

He still ignores her and, a bit annoyed, continues his trip. At the next stop sign, he hears the same knocking and, really bothered by the look of the same woman, gets off his truck:

- Hi, my name is...

- Hi to you! My name is Robert, we're in the middle of December in Montreal and I'm driving a f-ing salt truck!
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Old 29 November 2011, 03:31 PM   #2
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Old 29 November 2011, 04:33 PM   #3
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Celine must be a blonde.
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Old 29 November 2011, 04:55 PM   #4
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Old 30 November 2011, 07:35 AM   #6
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Old 30 November 2011, 08:35 AM   #7
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Old 1 December 2011, 06:58 AM   #13
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