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FeelingTheBlues · 15 November 2011, 10:36 AM

After having lived for 87 years, an old man passes away all alone in his house. Indeed, being quite a jerk, the man wasn't loved at all by his family. This is why, at his funeral and despite the great amount of people, nobody wanted to talk when the priest asked for somebody to give a speech about him:

- I understand this man has caused a lot of pain to a lot of people during his life and he did a lot of bad things but as you know God wants us to forgive those who hurt us. This is the last time you will have a chance to say something about him, doesn't anybody have something in his mind?

The whole crowd remains silent for a good moment before an old lady at the very back of the Church decides to get up and slowly walk towards the priest. When she reaches him, he gives her the microphone:

- His brother was worse!

emagni · 15 November 2011, 10:59 AM

LOL...great stuff!

Art 1 · 16 November 2011, 09:00 AM

Route 66 · 16 November 2011, 09:21 AM

mitchy · 16 November 2011, 11:56 PM

15 November 2011, 10:36 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	May he R.I.P. After having lived for 87 years, an old man passes away all alone in his house. Indeed, being quite a jerk, the man wasn't loved at all by his family. This is why, at his funeral and despite the great amount of people, nobody wanted to talk when the priest asked for somebody to give a speech about him: - I understand this man has caused a lot of pain to a lot of people during his life and he did a lot of bad things but as you know God wants us to forgive those who hurt us. This is the last time you will have a chance to say something about him, doesn't anybody have something in his mind? The whole crowd remains silent for a good moment before an old lady at the very back of the Church decides to get up and slowly walk towards the priest. When she reaches him, he gives her the microphone: - His brother was worse! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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