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padi56 · 19 September 2012, 10:26 PM

An old man approaches the pay window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.

He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!”

“I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.”

The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified.

She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!”

Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it… you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”

Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!”

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Little Boy

A little boy gets up in the middle of the night and walks to his parents room. He peers through the door, looks inside, shakes his head. As he's walking away he says: "And she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb".
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Magician's assistant

Joes wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my best friend, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. Poor b@st@rd must have wondered what the hell was going on.

FeelingTheBlues · 20 September 2012, 12:13 AM

These are hilarious!

11618 · 20 September 2012, 02:14 AM

Ha Ha

TSW · 20 September 2012, 02:27 AM

:))

Art 1 · 20 September 2012, 06:07 AM

MonBK · 20 September 2012, 06:09 AM

:)

Cru Jones · 20 September 2012, 11:52 PM

mjclark32 · 20 September 2012, 11:53 PM

Hahaha

Dickson Lim · 21 September 2012, 03:09 AM

These are funny!

77T · 26 September 2012, 06:47 PM

Feras · 26 September 2012, 08:03 PM

swatty · 26 September 2012, 08:14 PM

19 September 2012, 10:26 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,471	At The Cinema. An old man approaches the pay window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.” The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it’s head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!” Agnes whispers back, “Oh, don’t worry about it… you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.” Madge says, “I KNOW…but this one’s eating my POPCORN!!” ----------------------------------------------- Little Boy A little boy gets up in the middle of the night and walks to his parents room. He peers through the door, looks inside, shakes his head. As he's walking away he says: "And she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb". -------------------------------------- Magician's assistant Joes wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my best friend, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. Poor b@st@rd must have wondered what the hell was going on. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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