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Old 15 September 2008, 11:53 AM   #1
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>> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
>>
>> She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
>> sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
>> He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
>> as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
>>
>> 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
>> are you down here at this time of night?
>>
>> The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the
>> day we met'.
>>
>> She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
>>
>> The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
>> dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
>>
>> Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
>> caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
>>
>> The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you
>> remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
>>
>> 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
>> him.
>>
>> The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
>> face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to
>> prison for 20 years?'
>>
>> 'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
>>
>> He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out
>> today.
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Old 15 September 2008, 12:44 PM   #2
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Old 15 September 2008, 01:01 PM   #3
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Old 15 September 2008, 04:50 PM   #5
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Old 15 September 2008, 05:05 PM   #6
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Old 15 September 2008, 05:30 PM   #7
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Old 15 September 2008, 08:06 PM   #8
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Old 15 September 2008, 09:02 PM   #9
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Old 15 September 2008, 10:10 PM   #10
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Old 16 September 2008, 01:28 AM   #11
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Old 16 September 2008, 05:20 AM   #12
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