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Launch Mini · 14 April 2006, 03:33 AM

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy
next to him has a black eye, too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both
have black eyes.
Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a
tongue twister accident. I was at the ticket counter and this
gorgeous blonde with massive breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd
like two tickets to Pitsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two
pickets to Tittsburgh'. So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable! Mine was
a tongue twister, too. I was at the breakfast table and I
wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey."
But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you evil, self-centered,
fat-assed, bitch.

14 April 2006, 04:14 AM

Been there... done both!

JJ Irani · 14 April 2006, 04:40 AM

mailman · 14 April 2006, 06:47 AM

AJC · 17 April 2006, 02:57 PM

rolexchick · 18 April 2006, 12:12 AM

14 April 2006, 03:33 AM	#1
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Tongue twister A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with massive breasts was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pitsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. So she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable! Mine was a tongue twister, too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

14 April 2006, 04:40 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

14 April 2006, 06:47 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,388	__________________ JJ

14 April 2006, 04:14 AM	#2
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Been there... done both!

17 April 2006, 02:57 PM	#5
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878

18 April 2006, 12:12 AM	#6
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