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Old 22 August 2009, 02:32 AM   #1
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Milking Cow Contest

After over 100 Countries join the milking cows contest, they finally announced the three winners. The contest was who can get the most milk out a cow in 15 minutes.

Third place is Mexico.... Half gallon of milk in 15 minutes.

Second place is Canada….. Three quarter gallon of milk in 15 minutes.

First place is Holland….. Almost a gallon of milk in 15 minutes.

After announcing all the three winners, the Mexican raises his hand and protest the outcome. The Mexican said that he should have won the contest instead. He was asked by the judges why he should win if in fact he only produced half a gallon in 15 minutes.

The Mexican replies,

Senior, you guys gave me a BULL!!!
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Old 22 August 2009, 03:13 AM   #2
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Old 22 August 2009, 11:34 PM   #6
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Very good!!!
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this is too funny!!!
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