Flying commercial. Please let me know what to expect

[Chewbacca]

Friends, investors and people of great means (wealthy), my 787 SP is being ‘held’ (unwealthy people’s revenge tax) due to an unpaid (mis filed) fuel bill payment, and I’m now stuck in Reykjavík after taking a therapy bath for my various ailments attributed to breathing normal (unwealthy) air.

So I need to fly coach for my EA interviews later today because my backup 737 island hopper is getting an oil change.

So how does this work?

Does someone carry you to your section? Do you tip your designated pilot and hospitality director?

This is the injustice we Rolex investors don’t need to deal with!