The Pope

[anilzat]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they have
requested an audience and they are - THE - seven dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son." Says the Pope. What can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me. Your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for
a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns
in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start
giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare,
silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns
in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an
angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are
there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they
begin chanting... "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed
a penguin!"