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Ruud Van Driver · 4 May 2016, 11:01 PM

Have you seen the movie Constipation? No, it has not come out yet.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed men on a bicycle? Attire!

I got work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk. I don't know what to make of it.

Last night I tried sharing a bag of chips with a homeless man who was sat on the curb...he said, sod off and get your own bloody chips.

4 May 2016, 11:01 PM	#1
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