*Duck Hunting with Ole*

[bewithabob]

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota prairies. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have
it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of
an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Fargo hospital bed, he came to...and there
was his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you
are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little
internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot." "What's the
bad news?", asks Ole "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my
sister, Lena."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?" "Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Saint Paul
Chamber Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so
you don't piss in your eye."

ya dats a gud one!

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