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5 March 2024, 09:02 PM | #61 |
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb on his birthday?
Thanks very much, I'll never part with it.
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15 March 2024, 02:33 AM | #62 |
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What has five toes and is not your foot?…..My foot.
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17 March 2024, 03:50 AM | #63 |
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn’t press your luck. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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17 March 2024, 12:26 PM | #64 |
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Not a fan of Civil War jokes
They're General Lee not funny
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18 March 2024, 07:10 PM | #65 |
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We were so poor when we were kids, one Christmas my Dad wrapped up an empty box & told me it was an Action Man deserter,,,,
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18 March 2024, 07:10 PM | #66 |
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19 March 2024, 07:28 PM | #67 |
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What do you call a Gorilla with no ears?
Anything you want it can’t hear you! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
25 March 2024, 06:49 AM | #68 |
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28 March 2024, 01:22 AM | #69 |
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ouch hahaha
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29 March 2024, 04:18 AM | #70 |
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How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They slash them. |
26 April 2024, 08:04 PM | #71 |
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My friend has joined a cult that worships black holes.
I’d hate to get sucked into something like that. |
6 May 2024, 09:32 PM | #72 |
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I have an EpiPen.
My best friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. |
9 May 2024, 01:47 PM | #73 |
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How did one tectonic plate apologize to the other?
“My fault” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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15 May 2024, 09:14 PM | #74 |
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What happens with orions belt collides with the big dipper?
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15 May 2024, 09:14 PM | #75 |
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why are they called french fries when they are fried in grease. (greece)
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31 May 2024, 07:43 AM | #76 |
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What do you call a Hippo with one leg ?
A Hoppo ….
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3 June 2024, 04:18 AM | #77 |
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Best jokes I heard in a while.
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3 June 2024, 07:34 AM | #78 |
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Senior Randall - currently in your fine country, Rio Grande …. 600km from Antarctica … and trust me it’s bloomin freezing ..
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