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13 September 2006, 06:07 AM | #1 |
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Strange condition
A man goes to his doctor with a very strange condition and is a bit embarrassed to start bringing it up. Don’t be shy, his doctor says, I’m used to quite a lot. Well, the man reluctantly answers, my d*ck is orange.
This is interesting, says the doctor, and asks the man to drop his pants and shorts. And yes, the man’s d*ck is indeed orange. The astounded doctor examines the man thoroughly, draws his blood and asks him to return in a week. After a week the man returns and the doctor has the test results. There is absolutely nothing wrong but the man’s d*ck is still orange. The doctor decides to ask his patient about his habits. Are there any special things the man can think of? After some pause, the only thing the man can think of is: well, I always eat paprika crisps (chips) while I watch the Playboy Channel……
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13 September 2006, 05:34 PM | #4 |
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corrected your typo before JJ gave you grief,
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