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padi56 · 20 September 2006, 12:58 AM

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side

"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.

"Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."

Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill."And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will."

Been there done that got the T-shirt,think we are all boss when
the wifes out.

C.J. · 20 September 2006, 01:55 AM

Hey guys, I rule the roost here, I'm the king of my castle....................Sh!te, Lydia's coming in, I have to erase this, bye

padi56 · 20 September 2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Hey guys, I rule the roost here, I'm the king of my castle....................Sh!te, Lydia's coming in, I have to erase this, bye

Welcome to the world wide club Craig mate.

JJ Irani · 20 September 2006, 04:47 AM

Launch Mini · 20 September 2006, 05:27 AM

at this thread.
We might be the kings, but the emporer has the last word.

mailman · 20 September 2006, 06:43 PM

20 September 2006, 12:58 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,414	Jack And Jill. Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large."I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will. "Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on.Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that." Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill."And if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will." Been there done that got the T-shirt,think we are all boss when the wifes out. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 September 2006, 01:55 AM	#2
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20 September 2006, 04:47 AM	#4
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20 September 2006, 05:27 AM	#5
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20 September 2006, 06:43 PM	#6
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