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Numismatist · 3 August 2010, 11:46 PM

A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

And those who don't and are always

Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 litre of water each day,

At the end of the year we would have absorbed

More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli)- bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

Because alcohol has to go through a purification process

Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

figbo · 4 August 2010, 02:45 AM

Yup!

dalip · 4 August 2010, 06:10 AM

I knew it!

limbo · 4 August 2010, 06:35 AM

sakuraba · 4 August 2010, 07:10 AM

Here's what too much wine can do

figbo · 4 August 2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sakuraba

Here's what too much wine can do

That's a good vid,Jib!!

sakuraba · 4 August 2010, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

That's a good vid,Jib!!

Had to get them drunk first!

DCgator · 4 August 2010, 07:58 AM

Merlot and Cabernet here....

swatty · 4 August 2010, 08:42 AM

:chu ckle:

Lion · 4 August 2010, 08:57 AM

Zing!!!

rfknauss · 4 August 2010, 10:28 AM

sleddog · 4 August 2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sakuraba

Here's what too much wine can do

Crazy....

sakuraba · 4 August 2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleddog1000

Crazy....

I like the one in the white shirt!

Timber Loftis · 5 August 2010, 04:12 AM

I like my spirits as much as anybody, but I also recognize that we no longer live in the time of cholera.

pz93c · 5 August 2010, 04:15 PM

Why I drink.

sakuraba · 6 August 2010, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pz93c

Why I drink.

Best beer goggles I've seen!

pz93c · 6 August 2010, 01:26 AM

Hey.

Never go home with an ugly woman.

May wake up with one.

3 August 2010, 11:46 PM	#1
Numismatist "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Chris Location: Camden ME & STT Watch: 116600 Posts: 6,350	Why I drink... A GLASS OF WINE To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always Seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli)- bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! __________________ Rolex 116600 Sea-dweller Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White Legrand FP Montblanc Solitaire Doué Black & White RB Montblanc Meisterstück Diamond Mozart BP Montblanc Meisterstück Mozart BP

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Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	I like my spirits as much as anybody, but I also recognize that we no longer live in the time of cholera.

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