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AJC · 18 October 2010, 02:42 PM

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the
door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets
his braces fall from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy
trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick'? Says Paddy .

' Bejasus Paddy, ye frightened the livin daylight out of me' says an
obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something
“sexy” to a tractor.

JJ Irani · 18 October 2010, 02:47 PM

johnbeth · 18 October 2010, 05:22 PM

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Earl · 18 October 2010, 11:30 PM

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rfknauss · 19 October 2010, 04:14 AM

vulpro · 19 October 2010, 04:36 AM

Lol!

Route 66 · 19 October 2010, 05:04 AM

prismresearch · 19 October 2010, 06:52 AM

Good advice for all mankind..............lol

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Chipmunk · 19 October 2010, 11:23 AM

sleddog · 19 October 2010, 11:46 AM

Lion · 19 October 2010, 01:36 PM

Very funny!!!

18 October 2010, 02:42 PM	#1
AJC "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Irish Sex guidance Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Mick'? Says Paddy . ' Bejasus Paddy, ye frightened the livin daylight out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something “sexy” to a tractor. __________________ Mailman

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