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Old 9 November 2005, 02:17 PM   #1
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'Scusa me.

Maybe an oldie, but I just heard it. . .

An old Mafia Don is passing away. He calls his grandson to his deathbed to bequeath upon him a special heirloom.

"Grandson," he says. "I wanna you listen to me, you take-uh 'dis tirty eight, uh-special chrome plated, so you always gonna remembuh me."

"But Grandpa," says the grandson, "I don't really like guns, how about you leave me your Rolex instead?"

Grandpa replies:

"Some day, you gonna run da business. Some day, you gonna have a wife, a house, maybe a couple bambino. Some day, you maybe gonna come home and you find-uh some other man in bed wit you wife.

Now, when dis day come, whadda you gonna do 'bout it? You gonna point to you wrist and say, ' 'Scusa me, but time's up!' ?"

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Old 9 November 2005, 04:54 PM   #2
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Old 10 November 2005, 12:03 AM   #4
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