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Old 27 January 2012, 07:59 PM   #1
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First Man On The Moon Joke

On July 20, 1969, commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark:

"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. " Oral Sex! You want oral sex?! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
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Old 27 January 2012, 09:30 PM   #2
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Great story,if it`s true,,,,,,,well who knows,it could be,but it sure is funny and that`s the truth.!
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Old 27 January 2012, 09:52 PM   #3
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Old 28 January 2012, 12:54 AM   #4
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Old 28 January 2012, 01:00 AM   #5
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Old 28 January 2012, 08:22 AM   #6
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Old 28 January 2012, 11:03 AM   #7
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True story.

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Eddie Gorsky.
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Old 29 January 2012, 04:06 AM   #8
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Old 29 January 2012, 05:35 AM   #9
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True story ??? Next time I ask him
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Old 30 January 2012, 01:01 PM   #10
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Funny story, but Snopes says, "nopes."

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp
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Old 30 January 2012, 01:02 PM   #11
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its a good story but it is certainly not true
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Old 30 January 2012, 02:52 PM   #12
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Old 30 January 2012, 03:29 PM   #13
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Old 13 March 2012, 11:36 AM   #14
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Old 13 March 2012, 02:15 PM   #15
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WOW! Don't know that! Will check if it true.
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Old 13 March 2012, 02:33 PM   #16
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i heard that story verbatim from a coworker about 14 years ago... great then, great now.

its got staying power, which imho lends to its being true
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That's great...
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