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24 August 2012, 10:45 AM
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You filthy liar!
A man is having an affair with his secretary. One day, he decides to go to her place and they make love for the whole afternoon. In fact, they're so exhausted at the end of it that they both fall asleep and only wake up at around 8:30 in the evening. As he quickly dresses up, the man turns to his secretary:
- Quick! Take my shoes and rub them in the grass and dirt! After the woman does it, the man puts his shoes on, runs to his car and drives back home. Upon getting in, he sees his wife standing in the living room: - Where the hell have you been!? Asks the furious lady. - Honey, replies the man, I must be honest with you: I've been having an affair with my secretary for the past few weeks. The reason I'm late is because I've been getting busy with her for almost six hours... At this moment, the wife looks down to his shoes, frowns and screams: - You filthy liar! You've been playing golf!
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24 August 2012, 11:00 AM
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Must - remember - this - one -
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24 August 2012, 11:29 AM
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Hahaha!!!
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24 August 2012, 11:40 AM
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Well done!
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24 August 2012, 12:17 PM
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24 August 2012, 01:58 PM
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24 August 2012, 08:55 PM
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25 August 2012, 12:23 AM
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Good one!
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27 August 2012, 12:10 PM
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Wow
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6 September 2012, 11:28 AM
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I will have to remember this one, my husband plays a lot of golf hahahaha
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21 September 2012, 03:29 AM
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21 September 2012, 04:49 AM
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:)
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21 September 2012, 04:53 AM
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told my wife the joke, she said why would you play golf in your work shoes?
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21 September 2012, 04:58 AM
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21 September 2012, 05:13 AM
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Hahahahaha
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21 September 2012, 03:31 PM
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That's gold!
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5 October 2012, 01:43 PM
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13 October 2012, 01:08 AM
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13 October 2012, 10:32 PM
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OMG!!!!! That was brutally hilarious!!!! Hahahahaha
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14 October 2012, 04:37 PM
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