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6 November 2012, 06:13 PM
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Little Johnny.
Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without any ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "because he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses."
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6 November 2012, 06:16 PM
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I am trying hard not to laugh!
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6 November 2012, 06:38 PM
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"Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead, / Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep seas swell / And the profit and loss. / A current under sea / Picked his bones in whispers. / As he rose and fell / He passed the stages of his age and youth / Entering the whirlpool. / Gentile or Jew / O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, / Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you." Cheers, K |
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6 November 2012, 06:45 PM
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6 November 2012, 10:17 PM
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Amazing!
 
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7 November 2012, 12:20 AM
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Wow, that was a good punch line. Where the heck do you find them? |
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7 November 2012, 03:08 AM
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7 November 2012, 03:10 AM
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Haaahha
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7 November 2012, 03:49 AM
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7 November 2012, 09:35 AM
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7 November 2012, 09:52 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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7 November 2012, 09:55 AM
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Ouch!
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7 November 2012, 07:19 PM
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Little Johnny has a point!
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8 November 2012, 03:15 AM
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:))))
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8 November 2012, 06:55 AM
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Love little Johnny jokes!!!!
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