If It Ain't One Think It's Another

[ohsixx]

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day
trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who
was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea
for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out
and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?"
And on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of
execution after all Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of
her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs
and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!?"

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