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AzPaul · 8 March 2015, 09:33 AM

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she's pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde.

The blonde cop asks to see the blonde driver's license but the driver has trouble finding it in her purse. The longer this goes on, the more agitated the blonde policewoman is getting.

"What does it look like?", the blonde driver asks. "It's rectangular and it has your picture on it", the frustrated blonde policewoman replies.

At that point, the blonde driver finds a small rectangular mirror in her purse. She looks into it, sees her image, then hands it over to the policewoman. "Here it is", she says.

The blonde officer looks at it, then hands it back to the blonde driver saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"

Hairdude1 · 8 March 2015, 05:02 PM

MonBK · 8 March 2015, 06:06 PM

:)

cop414 · 9 March 2015, 12:33 AM

JohnBaker3 · 9 March 2015, 12:56 AM

As politically incorrect as it gets....I loved it !!

c41006 · 9 March 2015, 12:57 AM

subtona · 9 March 2015, 01:07 AM

Hahaha

Psmith · 9 March 2015, 06:29 AM

swatty · 9 March 2015, 06:44 AM

teqp · 10 March 2015, 09:46 AM

Funny.

brkanand · 10 March 2015, 03:27 PM

Ha ha!

southtexas · 13 March 2015, 02:51 AM

Haha terrible!

Dickson Lim · 13 March 2015, 05:45 AM

Ruud Van Driver · 13 March 2015, 12:23 PM

Dreadful! But funny

Presa canary · 13 March 2015, 12:24 PM

Very nice....

watchwatcher · 8 April 2015, 10:40 AM

incontrol · 8 April 2015, 11:25 AM

Awfully funny!

crowncollection · 8 April 2015, 07:40 PM

Lol

polarinda · 8 April 2015, 11:57 PM

A joke from twilight zone.

8 March 2015, 09:33 AM	#1
AzPaul 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,272	Blonde on Blonde A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she's pulled over by a female police officer, also a blonde. The blonde cop asks to see the blonde driver's license but the driver has trouble finding it in her purse. The longer this goes on, the more agitated the blonde policewoman is getting. "What does it look like?", the blonde driver asks. "It's rectangular and it has your picture on it", the frustrated blonde policewoman replies. At that point, the blonde driver finds a small rectangular mirror in her purse. She looks into it, sees her image, then hands it over to the policewoman. "Here it is", she says. The blonde officer looks at it, then hands it back to the blonde driver saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop" __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

8 March 2015, 05:02 PM	#2
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9 March 2015, 12:33 AM	#4
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9 March 2015, 12:56 AM	#5
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9 March 2015, 01:07 AM	#7
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8 March 2015, 06:06 PM	#3
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10 March 2015, 09:46 AM	#10
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10 March 2015, 03:27 PM	#11
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13 March 2015, 02:51 AM	#12
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13 March 2015, 12:23 PM	#14
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13 March 2015, 12:24 PM	#15
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8 April 2015, 11:25 AM	#17
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8 April 2015, 07:40 PM	#18
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8 April 2015, 11:57 PM	#19
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