Little Johnny (Not work/child safe)

[Ruud Van Driver]

A teacher in a class asks the children if they know a word beginning with the letter A. The only kid to raise his hand is little Johnny. “Miss, miss, I know one Miss.”
The teacher rolls her eyes and asks “Is it rude, Johnny?”
“No, Miss”.
“Ok then, what’s your word?” She asks.
“Arsehole, Miss”.
Quite shocked but not surprised she carries on. “Who knows a word beginning with B?”
Again the only kid to raise his hand is little Johnny. “Miss, miss, I know one Miss, pleeeeease Miss”
“Is it rude, Johnny?” She asks again.
“No Miss”.
“Are you sure, Johnny?” She asks.
“Yes Miss, promise”. He says.
“Ok then, what’s your word?”
“Bollocks, Miss.”
The teacher decides under the circumstances that it might be wise to forego C and go straight to D.
“Who knows a word beginning with D?”
Again the only kid to raise his hand is little Johnny. “Miss, miss, I know one Miss, pleeeeease Miss”
“Is it rude ,Johnny?” She asks again.
“No, Miss”.
“Are you sure, Johnny?” She asks.
“Yes Miss, promise, honest” he says.
“Ok then Johnny, what’s your word?”
He replies, “Dwarf.”
Stunned the teacher says, “Very good Johnny, that’s a good word. Do you know what a Dwarf is?”
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“Yes miss, It’s a little c*nt about 2 foot tall.”

[Psmith]

[Hairdude1]

Oh boy

[997.2]

uhh

[rangercadre]

haha , little johnny knows his alphabet indeed. he manage to go back and utilise the alphabet c even though the teacher decided to skip it. lolol

[Gregg236]

The version I heard was "R" rat. A big f#%cin rat with a dick this long

[watchwatcher]