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Old 11 April 2015, 01:11 AM   #1
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A old blind cowboy.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you
wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things
since you're blind."

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter.

"Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde
joke?"

The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head.

"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
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Old 11 April 2015, 02:13 AM   #2
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Did he make it out the bar?
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Old 11 April 2015, 03:44 AM   #3
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One of my favorite all time jokes.
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Old 11 April 2015, 06:09 AM   #4
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Old 11 April 2015, 06:12 AM   #5
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Ha!
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Old 11 April 2015, 06:28 AM   #6
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That made me laugh...good one.
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Old 11 April 2015, 06:53 AM   #7
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Lol! Good one!
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Old 11 April 2015, 07:08 AM   #8
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Old 11 April 2015, 11:13 AM   #9
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