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padi56 · 23 March 2006, 11:17 PM

Two Mates (Frans and Paulie) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two friends start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.

Frans: -I reckon he's an accountant.
Paulie: -No way, he's a stockbroker.
Frans: -He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Frans, and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.

Frans: -Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: -No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!
Frans: -Oh! What's that then?
Suit: -I'll try to explain by example...Do you have a goldfish at home? Frans: -Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: -Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Frans: -It's in a pond!

Suit: -Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Frans: -As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: -Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if you have a large garden that you have a large house?

Frans: -As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it myself !Suit: -Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and you are quite probably married?

Frans: -Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children!
Suit: -Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Frans: -Yep! Five nights a week man myself! (Dutch bragging again)
Suit: -Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?
Frans: -Me? Never.(Nose now growing at a alarming rate)
Suit: -Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Frans: -How's that then?
Suit: -Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about the size of garden you have, the size of house, your family and your sex life!

Frans: -I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Frans returns to his mate Paulie.

Paulie: -I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Frans: -Yep ! He's a logical scientist!

Paulie: -What's the fek is that then?
Frans: -I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Pauli: -No I don't.

Frans: -Well then,Paulie then you're a w@nker!.

24 March 2006, 12:48 AM

Launch Mini · 24 March 2006, 02:18 AM

Straight to the point.

C.J. · 24 March 2006, 02:58 AM

JJ Irani · 24 March 2006, 04:07 AM

What a way to start up my Friday!!

mailman · 24 March 2006, 08:55 AM

padi56 · 24 March 2006, 08:05 PM

23 March 2006, 11:17 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,424	(Frans and Paulie) Two Mates (Frans and Paulie) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two friends start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Frans: -I reckon he's an accountant. Paulie: -No way, he's a stockbroker. Frans: -He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Frans, and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. Frans: -Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living? Suit: -No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession! Frans: -Oh! What's that then? Suit: -I'll try to explain by example...Do you have a goldfish at home? Frans: -Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens! Suit: -Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it? Frans: -It's in a pond! Suit: -Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then? Frans: -As it happens, yes I have got a big garden! Suit: -Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if you have a large garden that you have a large house? Frans: -As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it myself !Suit: -Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and you are quite probably married? Frans: -Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children! Suit: -Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis? Frans: -Yep! Five nights a week man myself! (Dutch bragging again) Suit: -Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often? Frans: -Me? Never.(Nose now growing at a alarming rate) Suit: -Well there you are! That's logical science at work! Frans: -How's that then? Suit: -Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about the size of garden you have, the size of house, your family and your sex life! Frans: -I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate! Both leave the toilet and Frans returns to his mate Paulie. Paulie: -I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? Frans: -Yep ! He's a logical scientist! Paulie: -What's the fek is that then? Frans: -I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? Pauli: -No I don't. Frans: -Well then,Paulie then you're a w@nker!. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 March 2006, 02:18 AM	#3
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Straight to the point. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

24 March 2006, 02:58 AM	#4
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24 March 2006, 04:07 AM	#5
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24 March 2006, 08:05 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,424	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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