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Old 1 February 2016, 09:21 AM   #1
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Last one I promise

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?” “You, sir, with your hand up in the front row, please give us your idea.”
The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”
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Old 1 February 2016, 12:23 PM   #2
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Old 1 February 2016, 02:47 PM   #3
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Old 1 February 2016, 07:38 PM   #4
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Old 3 February 2016, 06:58 AM   #5
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Old 3 February 2016, 07:04 AM   #6
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Old 12 April 2016, 10:32 AM   #7
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Old 12 April 2016, 10:23 PM   #8
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Old 23 April 2016, 05:38 PM   #9
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Hahahaha..the most dangerous of all :)

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Old 23 April 2016, 05:44 PM   #10
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Old 23 April 2016, 11:32 PM   #11
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Live each day as if it's your last and overall just do it! Today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present...
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Old 23 April 2016, 11:40 PM   #12
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Lethal and expensive. Eventually cost you half of all your stuff!!


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Old 13 May 2016, 02:21 PM   #13
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