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Greenring · 9 January 2009, 02:06 AM

From a friend in Michigan:

2009 LIONS SCHEDULE

September
13................ Taft Junior High School
20................Cub Scout Troop #101
27................ Detroit Blind Academy

October
04.................Spanish American War Vets
11................Crippled Children's Home
18................ Eloise Mental Hospital
25................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
08.................Fraser Boys Choir
15.................Korean Amputees
22................. National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 08.................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club

RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** PLAYER CHANGE **

Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

Rolexitis · 9 January 2009, 02:52 AM

Timber Loftis · 9 January 2009, 03:22 AM

They're run almost as well as GM, aren't they. :)

figbo · 9 January 2009, 03:32 AM

Oh,that's wrong,so wrong!

:chee rs:

xtra3cats · 9 January 2009, 04:21 AM

ROLEX MAN · 9 January 2009, 08:16 PM

Good one!!

9 January 2009, 02:52 AM	#2
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9 January 2009, 08:16 PM	#6
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9 January 2009, 02:06 AM	#1
Greenring "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Real Name: Stan Location: Brunswick, Ohio Watch: All of them Posts: 967	2009 Detroit Lions Football Schedule From a friend in Michigan: 2009 LIONS SCHEDULE September 13................ Taft Junior High School 20................Cub Scout Troop #101 27................ Detroit Blind Academy October 04.................Spanish American War Vets 11................Crippled Children's Home 18................ Eloise Mental Hospital 25................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 01.................. Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic 08.................Fraser Boys Choir 15.................Korean Amputees 22................. National Hospital Pastorial Ministers 26................. Great Lakes Sychronized Swimming Team SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08.................. Grand Rapids Gay Boys Club RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys. RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. NAME CHANGE The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. PLAYER CHANGE ** Field goal kicker will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

9 January 2009, 03:22 AM	#3
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	They're run almost as well as GM, aren't they. :)

9 January 2009, 04:21 AM	#5
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