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figbo · 8 January 2009, 01:07 AM

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says, with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

JJ Irani · 8 January 2009, 02:38 AM

Latrodectus · 8 January 2009, 07:41 AM

Rolexitis · 8 January 2009, 08:25 AM

Hatchet · 8 January 2009, 12:25 PM

Here's one my daughter told me when she was about 10--

What word begins with f and ends with u-c-k?

Firetruck.

limbo · 8 January 2009, 08:21 PM

figbo · 9 January 2009, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatchet

Here's one my daughter told me when she was about 10--

What word begins with f and ends with u-c-k?

Firetruck.

Please,allow me some time to get my mind out of the gutter!

xtra3cats · 9 January 2009, 01:51 AM

Good good good.

xtra3cats · 9 January 2009, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hatchet

Here's one my daughter told me when she was about 10--

What word begins with f and ends with u-c-k?

Firetruck.

B Square · 9 January 2009, 01:54 AM

ROLEX MAN · 9 January 2009, 08:21 PM

great laugh!!

8 January 2009, 01:07 AM	#1
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Hatchet "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Mississippi Posts: 444	Here's one my daughter told me when she was about 10-- What word begins with f and ends with u-c-k? Firetruck. __________________ And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. --Carl Spackler in Caddyshack

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