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9 January 2020, 07:58 AM | #31 |
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We were so poor when I was a kid, one Christmas my Dad gave me an empty box & told me it was an Action Man that had gone AWOL.....
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9 January 2020, 08:41 AM | #33 |
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What’s brown and sticky?
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9 January 2020, 09:22 AM | #34 |
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9 January 2020, 09:34 AM | #35 |
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer. |
9 January 2020, 09:36 AM | #36 |
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What did the hat say to the shirt?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead. |
9 January 2020, 10:35 AM | #37 |
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9 January 2020, 10:37 AM | #38 |
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Why did the kid eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake. |
9 January 2020, 11:47 AM | #39 |
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My therapist told me I have a problem with anger
This pissed me off to no end
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9 January 2020, 11:48 AM | #40 |
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Why you shouldn’t date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them. |
9 January 2020, 11:52 AM | #41 |
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You know what they say about cliffhangers...
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9 January 2020, 11:59 AM | #42 |
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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and don’t care. |
9 January 2020, 12:27 PM | #43 |
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Horse walks into a bar.
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9 January 2020, 04:15 PM | #44 |
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I have a compulsive condition, it’s called CDO
It’s similar to OCD, just in the correct alphabetical order...... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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9 January 2020, 04:19 PM | #45 | |
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9 January 2020, 04:33 PM | #46 |
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor. |
9 January 2020, 05:49 PM | #47 |
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A cowboy approached me the other day and asked if I could help him round up 8 cows ?....sure i said ....that would be 10.
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9 January 2020, 05:59 PM | #48 |
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam! (Christmas Cracker Obviously)
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9 January 2020, 11:11 PM | #49 |
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When I married my wife I knew she was ‘Miss right’.....
What I didn’t realise was her middle name was ‘Always’.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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11 January 2020, 05:51 PM | #51 |
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Why do cow wear bells?
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11 January 2020, 08:47 PM | #52 |
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Country humor
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12 January 2020, 01:25 AM | #53 |
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I called suicide prevention....and they put me on hold... I get no respect.
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What do you do if you are attacked by a mob of clowns?
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12 January 2020, 09:51 AM | #55 |
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😂lmao
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12 January 2020, 02:11 PM | #56 |
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Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
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13 January 2020, 07:57 AM | #57 |
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He was incredible.
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What would you call it if they put another floor on that building?
That would be another story.
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"My cousin is gay; he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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13 January 2020, 09:24 AM | #60 |
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"When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, 'I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through.'"
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