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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft? GUM
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what did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs
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What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?
Bison.
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I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.
I'll let you know.
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I was washing the car with my son the other day when my wife angrily shouted at me that I should be using a sponge.
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I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them. |
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad! Wife: No, you're not
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Me: Your mother's been living here for 5 years, don't you think it's time she got a place of her own?
Wife: My mother? I thought she was your mother!
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I think this is a great joke but I've tried to use it a few times now and all I'm getting are akward "that's nice" etc. Sheesh.
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website. |
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dad joke
How do you make a watch laugh? Tick-le it!
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I so love this thread...
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Yeah, I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!
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You can't run through a campground you can only ran. Because it's past tents.
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Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.
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A termite walks into a bar and Askes; Is the bartender here?
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Ha-Ha lol
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I’ve started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable.
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What pronouns does chololate use?
Her/She |
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I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card fell out.
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What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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