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Old 11 June 2021, 03:16 PM   #1
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Rover discovers life on Mars!

The whole world is shocked at the news that aliens discovered on Mars. They gather heads of state from all over the world, and the Pope has the opportunity to speak with the Martians…

POPE: "Do you know Jesus?"
MARTIAN: "Oh Jesus… Great guy! He comes to Mars at least twice a year…"

POPE: "Every year? It's been two millennia, and we’re still waiting for his second coming!"
MARTIAN: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate?"

POPE: "Chocolate"?
MARTIAN: "Yeah, every time he visits', we gather the best chocolate from all over Mars, and give it to him before he leaves. Why? What did you do the first time he came…?
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