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Old 30 June 2012, 11:34 PM   #1
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A sense of freshness

The happiest people do not necessarily have
the best of everything; they just make
the best of everything they have.
~Unknown~
A sense of freshness


A new supermarket opened in Sherwood, Nottingham . It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,
you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
Experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat
department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled Steaks with
onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
cluck and cackle, And the air is filled with the pleasing aroma
of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features
the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Old 1 July 2012, 01:05 AM   #2
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout.


- André Fortin
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Old 1 July 2012, 09:15 AM   #3
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I didn't smell that one coming!
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