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Old 30 August 2006, 01:02 AM   #1
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
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Old 30 August 2006, 01:39 AM   #2
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BTW, I like the sig Cool song, I've listened to that one a few times myself
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BTW, I like the sig Cool song, I've listened to that one a few times myself
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I know that' s a Rush lyric. From Time Stand Still?
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Old 31 August 2006, 06:32 PM   #8
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I know that' s a Rush lyric. From Time Stand Still?
Bingo

Children growing up, old friends growing older
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a littlebit srtonger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away
The innocence slips away


This one and Working Man are my two favorite Rush songs. Were they in your aresenal back in the day Johnny?
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Children growing up, old friends growing older
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a littlebit srtonger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away
The innocence slips away


This one and Working Man are my two favorite Rush songs. Were they in your aresenal back in the day Johnny?
Paulie, didn't know you had such fine taste in music!

I quite like Time Stands Still. I think that album came out when I was in university and was also listening to Till Tuesday a lot, so hearing them collaborate with Amy Mann was pretty cool. Out of the 150 or so songs on my MP3 player, about 75 of them are Rush tunes.

Working Man is an okay song for me, but I prefer Finding My Way off that album much more. Hard to pick all time fave Rush songs but among them are Red Barchetta, Natural Science, By-Tor and the Snowdog, Subdivisions, Beneath-Between-Behind, Lakeside Park, A Farewell to Kings, Hemispheres (whole album), YYZ, Limelight, The Analog Kid, The Big Money, Manhatten Project, Time Stands Still, Roll the Bones, Where's My Thing, Nobody's Hero, Earthshine, and of course Resist, particularly the acoustic version.
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Paulie, didn't know you had such fine taste in music!

I quite like Time Stands Still. I think that album came out when I was in university and was also listening to Till Tuesday a lot, so hearing them collaborate with Amy Mann was pretty cool. Out of the 150 or so songs on my MP3 player, about 75 of them are Rush tunes.

Working Man is an okay song for me, but I prefer Finding My Way off that album much more. Hard to pick all time fave Rush songs but among them are Red Barchetta, Natural Science, By-Tor and the Snowdog, Subdivisions, Beneath-Between-Behind, Lakeside Park, A Farewell to Kings, Hemispheres (whole album), YYZ, Limelight, The Analog Kid, The Big Money, Manhatten Project, Time Stands Still, Roll the Bones, Where's My Thing, Nobody's Hero, Earthshine, and of course Resist, particularly the acoustic version.
I'm a Rush fan. I've always liked them. The first song I heard from them was Tom Sawyer when it first came out. Now whenever I hear it I think of you during the drum solo and say to myself "I bet Johnny could do that". I mean come on, everybody plays air drums to Tom Sawyer.

Time Stand Still is a fav for personal reasons.
You can't miss with all of the songs you mentioned. They're all fantastic.

I've only seen them twice and was totally blown away both times. One time I was 6th row on the floor


BTW, what alot of people don't know is that Neil Peart isn't the original drummer for the band.



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