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Old 7 June 2011, 08:27 PM   #1
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Best machine in the gym....

An old guy (not able to get in the best of shape from tennis) started working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked the trainer who's nearby: "What machine in here should I use to make this body look attractive to someone like that young lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up & down & said: "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
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Old 7 June 2011, 08:34 PM   #2
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So true.
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Old 7 June 2011, 08:36 PM   #3
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Old 7 June 2011, 08:38 PM   #4
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Old 8 June 2011, 12:55 AM   #5
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Old 8 June 2011, 04:13 AM   #6
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That was rude
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