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Old 22 March 2016, 11:40 AM   #1
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You cannot out smart them !!

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so
could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend".... And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to
pick my things up..
'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does
exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise,
looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.? He continued,
"But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do??
You'll love the answer.

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".
Never, never, never try to outsmart a woman!!!
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Old 22 March 2016, 12:00 PM   #2
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Old 22 March 2016, 02:35 PM   #3
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Old 23 March 2016, 09:29 AM   #5
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