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TDH · 25 December 2007, 07:36 PM

A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"

He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."

frostie · 25 December 2007, 08:19 PM

JJ Irani · 26 December 2007, 02:28 AM

oldbreadstinks · 26 December 2007, 04:32 AM

Floridadogg · 26 December 2007, 06:26 AM

Lmao

kcmo · 26 December 2007, 12:34 PM

OK, I literally just burst out laughing and had to show this to my husband! Hilarious!

ohsixx · 27 December 2007, 12:59 AM

Downing · 27 December 2007, 05:14 AM

jasonbellevue · 27 December 2007, 01:53 PM

Tools · 29 December 2007, 12:18 PM

25 December 2007, 07:36 PM	#1
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	Persian Rugs A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."

26 December 2007, 02:28 AM	#3
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27 December 2007, 12:59 AM	#7
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27 December 2007, 05:14 AM	#8
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25 December 2007, 08:19 PM	#2
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29 December 2007, 12:18 PM	#10
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