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ohsixx · 6 March 2008, 03:10 AM

A chicken farmer went to a local bar sat next to a
> woman and ordered a glass
> of champagne.
>
> The woman perks up and says 'How about that? I just
> ordered a glass of
> champagne, too!'
>
> 'What a coincidence' the farmer says 'This is a
> special day for me ... I am
> celebrating'
>
> 'This is a special day for me too, I am also
> celebrating!' says the woman.
>
> 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer? As they
> clinked glasses the man asked
> 'What are you celebrating?'
>
> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child
> and today my gynecologist
> told me that I am pregnant!'
>
> 'What a coincidence 'says the man.' I'm a chicken
> farmer and for years all
> of my hens were infertile, but today they are all
> laying fertilized eggs '
>
> 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your
> chickens become fertile?'
>
> 'I used a different cock,' he replied.
>
> The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.

JJ Irani · 6 March 2008, 03:12 AM

frostie · 6 March 2008, 05:35 AM

Gerry · 6 March 2008, 06:41 AM

mdx77 · 6 March 2008, 07:19 AM

bgriz · 6 March 2008, 10:29 AM

jasonbellevue · 6 March 2008, 03:49 PM

Scarface · 23 April 2008, 08:49 AM

What a simple solution

toph · 23 April 2008, 09:13 AM

excellent!

bhupesh · 23 April 2008, 01:13 PM

TDH · 23 April 2008, 01:23 PM

limbo · 23 April 2008, 07:27 PM

6 March 2008, 03:10 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	Chicken Farmer A chicken farmer went to a local bar sat next to a > woman and ordered a glass > of champagne. > > The woman perks up and says 'How about that? I just > ordered a glass of > champagne, too!' > > 'What a coincidence' the farmer says 'This is a > special day for me ... I am > celebrating' > > 'This is a special day for me too, I am also > celebrating!' says the woman. > > 'What a coincidence!' says the farmer? As they > clinked glasses the man asked > 'What are you celebrating?' > > 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child > and today my gynecologist > told me that I am pregnant!' > > 'What a coincidence 'says the man.' I'm a chicken > farmer and for years all > of my hens were infertile, but today they are all > laying fertilized eggs ' > > 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your > chickens become fertile?' > > 'I used a different cock,' he replied. > > The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence. __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

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